Steg Recommends
Here's a few things that I'd like to recommend to you:
The London Eye - Well worth going on, even, if like me, you're afraid of heights, it's not scary at all.
A DVD player - Get one, it's a must. The picture quality is great (use a scart lead) and the extras on the movies are well worth it. Get a multi-regonal if you can, USA movies are cheaper, come out earlier and sometimes come with more extras.
Play Station 2 - Not only does it play DVD's but also Final Fantasy 10, need I say any more.
Learning to drive - It can be expensive, but it's worth it. Freedom, the ability to go where you want, when you want and if it's a car, the fact that you can smoke in it, listen to loud music in it, shag in it and fill it full of junk means it will always be better than public transport.
A Good Education - It sounds funny, but it's better to be over qualified than as thick as pig shit.
New York - A cool city, I visited it once and must done again.
Not evolving into a bird - Spend all day sitting in a tree, eating worms and trying not to be eaten by a cat, no thanks!
Movies:
Gladiator - One of Ridley Scotts best.
Matrix - If you're on the net you can't fail to like this, but the other two? They kinda suck, but it won't stop me from buying them though.
A.I. - Okay the last 20 minutes could be cut, but, laugh as all the girls cry at the end (they did in the cinema) and smile in the knowledge that you can't fail to get a shag out of it.
The Shawshank Redemption - The best film in the world - ever.
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan - The best Trek film so far and the scenes in the nebula are awesome.
Flash Gordan - It's got Brian Blessed in it, and it's produced by a man who made porn films. Most of the women in it, as a consequence, don't wear much.
American Pie 2 - Just watched it and pissed myself laughing. I'll never look at super glue in the same way again.
The Lord of The Rings: The whole goddamn trilogy - Fantastic set of films, well deserving of all it's oscars, and a few more for the earlier ones. It may be different from the books, but you'll never see a truer adaption, or anything on this scale again.
Online:
Real Life Comics - It's not real life really, but it's a very funny comic.
Dilbert - This is what the world's really like in the office. After reading this all the magazines in my Mum's office made sense.
Garfield - I've been a fan of Garfield for years, he's been going since 1978 and is still funny.
BBC - The BBC, lots and lots of useful stuff.
The Kill Everyone Project - This is my online hobbie. One click kills one person, we're trying to kill the world. Only 6 billion people to work through.